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How to Fail a Class in Three Easy Steps

In this tutorial, I am going to teach you how to fail a class. Though I myself have never completely failed a class, I have seen it been done, and have learned from the masters. You could probably do these in no particular order, but this is the quickest and easiest way.This is all that you have to do:


Only come to class occasionally. When you actually do come to class, tell your teacher that you just didn't feel like coming the other days. Then, proceed to go to your seat and fall asleep.


If you happen to wake up during your class or are woken up by your teacher, yell at him/her for no other reason than you simply feel like it, throw objects at them, and swear constantly.


Whenever given a test or a home work assignment, write big fancy Fs all over your paper.